Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her …
Politics
March 26, 2016
Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. *Insistently* …
Entertainment
March 26, 2016
Copenhagen Zoo kills 4 lions, weeks after shooting giraffe
Animi, id est laborum et dolorum fuga. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis …
Politics
March 26, 2016
Putin speaks with Obama as Russian leader becomes ‘man of the moment’ in China
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never …
Entertainment, Politics
March 26, 2016
Facebook to buy virtual reality firm Oculus VR for $2 billion
Well, how’d you become king, then? Well, Mercia’s a temperate zone! I dunno. …
HTC One M8: The most beautiful smartphone
OK, this has gotta stop. I’m going to remind Fry of his humanity …
Amazon customers: Get your e-book credit
Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. …
Entertainment, Tech
March 26, 2016
Judo partner and personal banker: 10 of Putin’s close aides targeted by sanctions
Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh …
USA: WTC till date biggest damage to mankind
Not tricks, Michael, illusions. Really? Did nothing cancel? Bad news. Andy Griffith turned …
Business
March 26, 2016